Thursday, April 2, 2009

Whoever says size doesnt matter


clearly hasnt slept with my partner.

good damn.

let's just "keep it real" here for a min.

If I shoved a pencil in your ass, you might find pleasure in it.
Now, if i shoved a mutant cucumber up your ass, i mean i'm talking Costco economy size feeding a family of eight cucumber, you might find pleasure in that as well ;)

but f- what you find pleasure in...
good lord was last night extraordinary.

i mean, i probably stop breathing for a little while. that big :)

but enough about my sex life...

here is a blog site for those of you who do care about size...

http://thebananablog.com/blog1/

the rest of you... i'm actually quite impressed and amazed that you dont let shallow things like size bother you :)

we all cant be saints ;)

love
love
love
you

klm

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